PatrickKaneAF™

i don’t make the rules, my brain does and unfortunately that bitch is chemically imbalanced

bring back 2010s hrpf tropes. psychic fuckery, witchcraft and curses, really in-depth historicals, fuckin wishbabies, incredibly specific alternate non/half-non hockey aus, etc etc. we have lost our whimsy. our foundational texts. i want to see battle of lexington and concord au willmack

I love how they’re like “has he ever told you…” and sid, visibly experiencing an emotion, is like no… no he hasn’t. he’s never told me these things out loud. he’s never told me that he loves me and wants his son to think of me as family, the way he does. he’s never told me that sometimes when he looks at me he can feel the red string of fate pull taut between us. he’s never told me that it feels like we must have been lovers in another time, another world, another life, because how can two people know each other this intimately when they’ve never even touched? and then they continue “…that he has nesting dolls of you in his house?” and sid’s like oh ha. ha ha . no he sure hasn’t. you learn something new every day

Okay so here me out. Patrick Kane to Winnipeg. If 1988 can't retire together with the Blackhawks, then the next best thing is with the Jets.