combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

and if I were to say canada isn’t going to win jack shit until they put connor bedard on the roster, besides being a nonsensical petty bitch, why would I also be right ?

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

if i were an nhl social media admin i’d wait 1-2 days after a big physical game and force random players to strip to their shorts and give us a bruise tour

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

bedard might be the only nhler who knows one actual thing about his mom and isn’t just like, mommy? you mean the machine that makes sacrifices and milk?

Another Connor Bedard not being able to spell post has hit his instagram story

i’m kind of crashing out bc why is sjs so lucky THE GREED THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING GREEEEDDDDDD