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jame7t

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

elliespectacular

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

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hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

commanderchr1st

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

commanderchr1st

this is not a bit but a grim reality

doctorworm7kbs

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

commanderchr1st

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

pokkin

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

comikbook

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

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cetitanhasmoved

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

cetitanhasmoved

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

fishing-princess

maxxie-or-smth

what the fuck was i researching last night

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

jame7t

Suckfuckers United: new game, $80, unplayable on release, cash shop has $20 skins

Plumboy 21XX: “retro” indie game. creator just posted something really dire on Twitter & you’re not sure if you want to keep your preorder even though they promise it’s gonna help find episodes 1 and 5 of the animated series

Gug: game released in 1999. You remember it being good. It’s not.

Dark Cave growing beneath your house’s foundations without you knowing and for years the semi-sentient ungrowth has learned to hunger for you, specifically, and it’s almost time: self explanatory

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charl0ttan

we got the auteur cookie cake baker for my siblings birthday im afraid

charl0ttan

im laughing so hard i cant stand this its too much

charl0ttan

it wasnt supposed to say baby. why did they add that?

charl0ttan

my mom read it as "congrats on the vasectomy! BABY" but i think it makes infinitely more sense to parse it as "congrats on the baby vasectomy!" which she hadnt even considered until i brought it up. takes all kinds i suppose

jame7t

why is deltarune full of so many undertale references? was Toby Fox a fan or some thing

christianstepmoms

Plagiarism I'm afraid

jame7t

Then let’s be rid of Toby “The Sicko” Fox…

sleepydrownedrat

White people. Mass media. Internet users. Shut the fuck up about "skinwalkers." That's not. Well okay one you're entirely wrong about the concept and two stop co opting indigenous culture into your own "quirky" bullshit fuck you. This also goes for the other thing white people stole from native culture and took it to mean "scary monster 😨" that I'm not saying on account of yknow. Part of the point and the actual thing behind it is that you're not supposed to say the name. And I for one respect my culture I wish other people did too. Treat native cultures with the respect they deserve. Fucker.

targetedknowledge

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

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originalcrime

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

angel-advise

can i get an amen break burger

eggboob

here you go & have a great burgrer

angel-advise

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog

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