casket crew

the best thing about hozier is that his music is impossible to accidentally go too hard to. there’s no physical way that you can deliver “i’ll worship like a dog a the shrine of your lies, i’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife, offer me that deathless death, good god let me give you my life” and have it come out too intense. you can scream that shit and have a friend whispering it and it’s the same fuckin hat. holy god.

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

the fact that i am attracted to men after seeing how they act in public bathrooms is evidence that sexuality is not a choice. also, the fact that i still am willing to transition knowing it means i have to use men's public restrooms for the rest of my life is evidence that gender is also not a choice.

i know im op but Mood

*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I

being fluent in tumblr humor automatically makes you the Funniest person ever to non tumblr users who aren’t familiar with it. like I can quote the most overused memes and jokes that barely get a laugh out of people here anymore and suddenly I’m a comedian with a brilliant sense of humor

happy nov 1st and 3 days on t i’m laying on a wood sculpture on campus while high w my friends which is so sexy and valid of me

oh i wanna say the sculpture is a functional art piece so it’s a boat i think and there’s space to lay down so we Good

Men need to start dressing sluttier I can't do this shit anymore

listening to my chemical romance’s entire discography on full volume laying face down on the floor is something that can actually be so personal 

I fucked myself up with unrestricted internet use as a child now I have brainworm

every irl gay friendship is fucking *fake flirts* *fake flirts* *fake flirts* *intimate flirting* *haha….. just kidding….. unless? moment* *never seriously responds* *fake flirts* *intimate flirting* *intimate flirting* *fake flirts* *fake fl