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squareallworthy

No such thing as a tomato sauce boat. No such thing as a salad dressing boat. But I guess if you’re gravy you get ~SpEcIaL nAuTiCaL pRiViLeGeS~

squareallworthy

I mean, marinara, it’s right there in the name. Who is more deserving, I ask you?

orbisonblue

…you know you can put any sauce you want in your own gravy boat, OP? You know that, right?

squareallworthy

Well yeah. You can put lemonade in it if you want to. Or use it as a spittoon. Or a paperweight. Whatever.

But when you’re not using it? When you have cleaned it and put it back in the cupboard? What is it then? That’s right. It reverts to being a gravy boat. Because that’s what it’s, as they say, “for.”

And when you take it out again and fill it with, idk, salsa verde, what will people say? They’ll say, “Oh, that’s a good use for a gravy boat.” No one ever says “how clever of you to use a salsa boat to serve gravy.” Because the boat defaults to gravy. That is the problem.

If I go to the store and ask for a raita boat, I get funny looks. If I ask for a gravy boat, they know exactly what I’m talking about. Fair? No. Fact? Yes.

Can you see that this is about what is a marked use and what is an unmarked use? Can you see that, friend orbisonblue? That this is not just about what I, personally, can do with my tableware, but what our society considers to be “normal’ sauce-serving practice, and what is “abnormal”? Can you?

tlatollotl

Archaeologists determining if mundane objects are also ritual objects

showerthoughtsofficial

History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.

deepfriedtwinkie

Previously On………uh…just….fucking everything

awwww-cute

hydro-homies

Come back with a warrant

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holy shit

jhskdjkdhjad

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

peach-foxgloves

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

she-hybrid

“Someone asked me what home was and all I could think of were the stars on the tip of your tongue, the flowers sprouting from your mouth, the roots entwined in the gaps between your fingers, the ocean echoing inside of your ribcage.”

— E.E. Cummings (via noorshirazie)

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raise the root, but spare the tree

and cut you out of my memory

leave my world just black and white

snatch the sun out of the sky

for the only color in my life

is the memory of you and i

#bear’s den #duke

tallahasseemp3

This is just The Magnus Institute.

marzipanandminutiae

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

crazyintheeast

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

drawbrandondraw

shawnpau

What

the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

adzolotl

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

sailor--spoon

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

worldcircus

Kind of gives you chills .

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jasonincalifornia

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they

grandmapuncher

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

extremely fair point

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