No Carrot Cake

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

can't believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives