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it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

I don't haunt the narrative - the narrative haunts me

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people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

And they don't tell you this, but every time you'll be a little older and think surely you've outgrown the power of fictional guy healing, and every time you will be wrong. You'll be so thankful you're wrong! Life is good y'all

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.

The demonizing of hedonism, of pleasure in general, is literally christian dogma. And I hate how much of a grip it has on even supposedly secular culture.

#you haven't let go of your Christian upbringing until you've let go of the idea that to suffer is noble