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(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

Welcome twenty bi-teen

y’all….. not to be like.. bisexual….. or anything…… but I am super.. like. Really….. bisexual……..

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

how is this a universal experience?

wait I always assumed this guy was a girl

Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.

I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body

*eyes community theatre productions of christmas carol*

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

He’s so precious. I cry

That snaggletooth is SO PRECIOUS OML

LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER