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staticintheass

my hands slipped

broadwayfangirl222

I found this one TikTok (link is here) And I'm so happy with this for one simple fact: All radiostatic fans, even the one-sided ones, seem to always depict it as Alastor just easily laughing off Vox's offer/confession and their eventual falling out. Like he simply never cared but...if they really were as close as we're all thinking, yeah it actually would really suck to lose a friendship this way. One that likely meant a lot to him too. Sure maybe now, especially after years of dealing with Vox's crap since the confession/offer, he can go "Lol, I said 'no,' now he's pissy!" but it probably did affect him the day all this actually went down. People focus so much on Vox's side of this so many end up kinda ignoring Alastor's side of it

krakall-deactivated20240609

i am cringe but i am free

hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog

[post-reconciliation]

Vox: I've been dropping the most insanely obvious hints that I like him for over a year now.

Alastor: This crush of yours doesn't sound like the brightest fellow.

Vox: He's pretty smart, actually. He's just…dense when it comes to romance and shit.

Alastor: You should tell him outright then. Like for example, "I love you."

Vox: Might as well try. Hey Al? I love you.

Alastor: See? Just like that!

Vox: Holy fucking shit.

Alastor: If that flies over his head, then sorry, but I believe he's too dumb for you old pal.

Vox: Oh my fucking—Alastor.

This is so canon wdym this didn't happen

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hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog

I'm a day late but do you think Vox buys flowers for Alastor every year on Valentine's Day and just never gives them to him

lunartuness

Aroace Alastor but fuck it he has urges and has an enemies-with-benefits relationship with Vox that means nothing emotionally but is absolutely just them trying to “Fuck you I’m into that shit” one-up each other every time.

dysfunctionalcreature

wait wait wait wait, imagine Vox tracking Alastor down to flirt with/fight him one day, and Alastor is busy hanging with Rosie when Vox finds him. And Vox starts going off, trying to provoke Alastor, so Alastor turns to Rosie and this convo happens:

Alastor: "Ough he's so annoying, he just won't leave me alone. I don't know who he thinks he is! He isn't even half as evil as me, why is he wanting to fight?? He's pathetic."

Rosie, with her amazing gaydar: "Awwe, don't be too hard on him Alastor, I'm sure he's trying his best, you know, courting can be tricky here in hell."

Alastor, oblivious aroace™: "What??"

Rosie, clarifying: "I mean, he's clearly just lovesick. I think it's kinda sweet actually-"

Alastor: "HE'S WHAT???!"

nathanbellamy

They’re so dysfunctional and I love it

celestial-artisan

Vox, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Velvette: Darling, he's been missing for seven years.

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celestial-artisan

Velvette: I think you need a hobby, darling. Vox: But I have a hobby- Velvette: Stalking and crying over Alastor doesn't count.

madcatdaderpydrawer-blog

I will die on the hill that Alastor went missing for seven years after Vox admit he liked him until proven wrong by the show, cause that headcanon is hilarious. His disappearance isn’t even related to it, it’s probably related to whatever deal he’s in but holy shit man imagine how that would feel. “The worst thing he can do is say no” and he fucking vanishes for seven years. Tbh I’d be a bit salty too if I thought someone did me so dirty

lttii

shiftingdecay

this is what happened right

onesidedradiostatic

You know, I love how before the series it was universally decided that Vox with Alastor was like "I want to kill him but I wouldn't be opposed to fucking him."

But after the series it was universally decided that Vox with Alastor is like "I need you more than I need to breathe and I don't care which way it goes, whether it's good or bad, I don't care as long as I have 1 second of your attention"

HEEELP see I wasn't in the fandom before hazbin officially aired but this is funny, glad the series made him more insane about alastor than the fandom thought

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rememberthelullabies

"I have an important question." "What is it?" "Do you... want to be my partner?"

(He asked me to join his team)

sawyer02dk

Even if Alastor wasn’t canonically ace I still think he’d turn Vox down, neither of them are gonna agree to be the bottom

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