Sawyer (he/they/it/neopronouns)

there’s not nearly enough yuri on ice/heated rivalry crossovers and i need to remeedy this

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

they make each other blush and giggle 16 years in and they surprise each other regularly 16 years in they know each other so well but they also can catch each other off guard and they know how to push each other's buttons in every way imaginable. oh my god.

I don't trust phil saying he doesn't look good with makeup on. He thought he didn't look good with dan's edgy clothes in the birthday livestream and we all know he looked incredible. his concept is off.

Every time I think about what the New York Times did to Susan Doku, I get a bit enraged inside

UPDATE: The NYT apologized after 22 years and SOLD HER THE FREAKING RIGHTS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s really important that you guys click on a least one the links before you reblog this because there are people in the notes who very obviously didn’t click on any of the links

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.