No secret feelings, no teasing, no hidden motive, just two friends making out. (🤣)

Maybe it was at the nightclub, the two sitting on the sofa and listening to the music blasting through the speakers. They're both tippy, but still conscious enough to fully understand what they are doing.

Jester is folding laundry when Mc suddenly takes his face and plants a big, old kiss on his cheek, then turns and runs. But his reflexes are faster than their desperate to escape punishment.

Mc, the back of their shirt completely clenched in Jester's hand, fearfully looks over their shoulder and gets greeted by the shadowed over figure widely grinning:

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Loveit? (JubyPhonic)

Hymn of a Hunter (RafScrap)

Rule #34 (Fish in a Birdcage)

So This is Love (RafScrap)

Stalker's Tango (Autoheart)

He's My Man (Luvcat)

Bernadette (IAMX)

Ruler of My Heart (Alien Stage)

Exorcism (SyDR0iD)

So, him and Mc are sitting on the sofa in one of the private rooms at a nightclub. Jester's resting his elbow on the back of the sofa and his head on his closed fist, looking unimpressed. Mc is drinking judgementally at the fool pole dancing XD

Anyway, eventually Jester uses the opportunity of the dimly lit room and no witnesses to torment Mc; straddling their lap and leaning into them as they fumble their words and avert their eyes because the outfit he's wearing is showing his toned chest clearly despite the dim lights.

Not Right Now

A/N:give me a hot sec cw: f!mc bit of grumpiness, stalking(?)

⤷You woke up this morning feeling dusty, not a great feeling. When you went to use the bathroom, you found the root of your ‘dustiness’

Damn period.

Still, as achey, unmotivated you felt today.. you still had to work. The world persist, time waits for no one. You took a quick shower, changed, ate breakfast, half assed your makeup, packed your bag & made your way out of your apartment, kind of ready, to take on the day-

“Good morning my lady-!”

..Right.

As soon as you opened the door, you were greeted with a rather excited Pierrot at your doorstep.

“..hi.” You said, not matching his enthusiasm.

“Aren’t you surprised?” Pierrot asked with a smile, as you turned to lock the door. “Surprised?” You repeated, putting your keys in your pocket.

“Yes! Surprised! I normally see you in the evening.” You began walking & Pierrot followed you, close behind. “But I thought, I should walk with you to your job in the morning, that way we can spend more time together!”

“Mhm..” you only nodded. He kept talking more, something about the the circus.. his performance, Harlequin pissing him off.. you began to tune him out, or at least try to- you could almost feel your ears ringing-

“My lady?” You were snapped back to reality, when Pierrot put his hand on your shoulder. “Is everything alright? You don’t seem well.” You pulled your shoulder away. “ ‘m fine.” You muttered. “Just tired.”

He didn’t entirely believe you- but you weren’t exactly lying either. You kept walking ahead, as he followed close behind. He stopped talking & just observed. Your heart rate or breathing wasn’t abnormal- but Pierrot could just tell that not everything was right with you at the moment.

You on the other hand.. we’re already annoyed. You didn’t want to be, especially with Pierrot- but you just .. felt so done today- & it hasn’t even started! This day was gonna be a drag.

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& a drag it was. For some reason, it seemed like the universe had a personal vendetta against you today. Customers were rude & impatient- babies & children were crying extremely loud.. & to top it all off- the cafe ran out of their most popular coffee blend. Which only aggravated the already annoyed & rude customers when you told them you ran out.

If you were to receive a dollar every time someone asked, “Do you have any in the back?” you’d be filthy fucking rich. Even when Pierrot & Harlequin walked in ordering their usual, it only encouraged the small headache that began to linger.. thankfully they were only in & out of the cafe. Pierrot was still a little concerned about you though.

At least some luck was on your side today- because the cafe was closing early. Your boss had somewhere he needed to be- & since he saw how your day went, he didn’t want you to keep the cafe open by yourself & close it on your own too.

Your boss was the true angle today.

You were wiping down one of the tables, cleaning crumbs & coffee stains- when you heard the door open & the bell ring.

“We’re closing soon.” You said, mindlessly.

“Too soon to ask for a hot chocolate?”

That voice ..

You turned around, & saw a familiar face-

“Miles!”

“The one & only.”

You & Miles were close friends in high school. You shared interest in arts & other things. You tried to keep in touch once you graduated- but work became busy for both of you. You didn’t loose touch entirely, but conversation became shorter, until they stopped completely. Safe to say it’s been a while since you two last spoke- let alone seen each other in person.

You sped walk up to him- wrapping your arms around him in a big hug, that he obviously reciprocated. You had a big smile on your face when you pulled away. “Can I still get my hot chocolate?” He asked, earning a chuckle from you.

“Is that really what you want?” You said.

“Well- I would’ve said coffee.. but the way you said ‘we’re closing soon’ kinda scared me.” You smacked his shoulder lightly, earning a huff from him.

“Do you still get the same thing?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Alright, special treatment for you mister.” You said with a smile, turning around & walking behind the counter. “Do I get your employee discount?” He half joked.

You finished preparing Miles’ order, & told him you were heading home soon. “I’ll walk you,” he said. “So we can catch up- you still live on 109th?”

Miles waited outside until you finished cleaning the cafe. You both walked, side by side on the sidewalk- telling each other stories, asking about life, sharing achievements- & reminiscing on old memories. This instantly made your day 10 times better, you were happy to see an old friend.

What you didn’t see, what the 6’5 clown watching you & Miles walk from an alley.

What’s this? Why are you so happy all of a sudden? This morning- & the entire day you seemed so .. out of it! You wouldn’t even look at Pierrot, not even your sweet smile was directing to him!

Now this .. guy waltzes in just before closing, & he makes you smile AND laugh? No.. he needed to calm down. This guy was just a friend it seems, a rather close one .. nothing wrong with that.

All Pierrot needed to do was get you to introduce him! You’d tell your friend Miles, that you & Pierrot had a thing & Miles leave you alone! Sounds like a simple & easy plan! Just a little hint, to let this friend know you were off limits.

You & Miles kept laughing with each other- remembering moments from high school, certain teachers, & ditching classes. You kept walking until miles stopped, & placed an arm in front of you. “Is there any other way to your apartment?” He asked seriously, looking ahead. You gazed at him a little confused, until you turned your head to where he was staring.

There in the distance, stood Pierrot, quite ominously. You huffed & relaxed, shoving Miles’ arm down. “Relax, that’s-… he’s a friend.” You said, hesitating for a moment.

“That clown is your friend?” Miles asked, both a little stunned & confused, he tensed more as Pierrot began walking towards you. “Long story short, he works at the circus nearby. Met him when he was passing our flyers.. hi Pierrot.” You explained, as Pierrot was now in front of you two, Miles was still a little tense, as he looked up at Pierrot’s smiling face.

“..He’s tall.” Miles said.

“Yeah. Anyway, do you remember, in sophomore year…” you began talking again, & led Miles around Pierrot.

Did you just.. ignore him?! No, you said hello, & introduced him- as a.. friend. But you kept taking with Miles-! Pierrot turned around, & began walking with you & Miles.

The two of you took up most of the sidewalk, so Pierrot had to walk behind the both of you. You didn’t seem to notice, or care really. Pierrot was hoping to scare your friend a little- but because you were so relaxed around Pierrot- your friend obvious was too!

Pierrot tried to hold your hand- but you’d use both of them to exaggerate stories or describe something .. he tried putting his hand on your shoulder, but it looked kind awkward.. Pierrot then tried to take your bag to carry for you-! That was sure to work! That’s what people do in romance movies for their partners!

But you had a pretty strong grip on your bag- & didn’t want to tear or force it off you, so he stopped trying. By the time Pierrot gave up- you were already at your apartment. A little disappointed, but now he gets to be alone with you-

“Do you wanna come up?” You asked Miles.

NOOO

Now he had to actually butt in. There’s no way you’re going to let this, Miles friend of yours into your apartment .. no way! He won’t let you-! Pierrot placed his hand on your shoulder & squeezed it just a bit to get your attention.

“My lady-“

“I’d like too, but I can’t.”

Pierrot halted his words, when Miles began speaking. “I have to be up early tomorrow for a meeting.. I got a full day.” He said with a chuckle.

“It was nice to see & catch up with you, Mc.”

“Yeah.. same to you. Are you free this weekend? Maybe then you could come over.” You asked with a smile.

“I think so, but I have to check. I’ll let you know- still got my number?”

“As long as you didn’t change it.”

“Then I’ll call you.”

You bid Miles farewell- even giving him another hug as he walked away, & out of sight.

When you couldn’t see him anymore, you turned to Pierrot, a half smile on your face as you pulled your keys to unlock the door. “Now, what do you need, mister?” You asked, pushing open the door.

Pierrot’s smile only widened.

“Just you, my love.”

& a long cuddle session to get that guys smell off you.