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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

I don't think any of us can truly comprehend how fucking brave she is for doing this.

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

do the people know that zohran gave all new yorkers free access to heated rivalry on ebook/audiobook during the snowstorm. truly the greatest city on earth

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

booty shorts that say “psychoanalyze me” but the anal is bedazzled

If Kamala loses I think a lot of people in this country need to come to terms with the fact that there is a large percentage of people here who are fascists in their hearts and who are also very stupid regardless of their level of engagement with politics

Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

that’s what interns are for

Builds character

Holy crap. Now that’s dedication.