NINA

the spotify wrapped needs to adjust for mental breakdowns. if i played a song 300 times in 1 day and then NEVER again it should not qualify for my top song of the year 🙄 

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps

men can look like literal sewer rats on a good day & then have the audacity to say you look different irl compared to pictures online like sir you have the plague 

#must a story be “published” #is it not enough for it to be mentally rehearsed with minor variations while falling asleep (galwednesday)

people who text me when I’m sleeping or at work have no idea how happy it makes me like finishing work and reading cute messages or waking up and reading sweet messages like I can’t think of anything better REALLY

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

I would give at least one kidney to see harry on the british bake off