no mad dogs; no hatchets

I don’t really smoke anymore and it’s 90% bc the smell of a cigarette feels like being freshly 22 in Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof which is actually an experience I’ve had enough of

one of the more insane and yet under-discussed plot points in all of vanderpump is brock claiming to have moved to america "for a better life", therefore necessitating leaving his children behind in australia of all place???

getting “promoted” at work which literally just means more work same money I wish to DIE never been good or useful at anything

boss just said something to me but I couldn’t hear her over the kettle and it’s still 10 minutes until the work day starts so #notmybusiness

my most genuinely misandrist take is that I find it attention seeking and tacky when men wear white suits to their weddings

at the doctors #bulkbilling

ik its sound reductive and obvious but it issssss kind of crazy how doing exercise you genuinely enjoy doing is sort of revolutionary

obviously i understand what people mean when they do the whole "hanta virus isn't a pandemic-able disease" thing but i do find it a touch short sighted given that the plague wasn't either and then well.