How do you speak with your throat cut?

being too much like the doctor got missy killed and i will never stop thinking about that

because she didn’t kill saxon, she was going to let him bleed out. what’s more doctor than that, to take the moral highground by saying technically, it wasn’t my hand that did it, though i did set up the dominoes that fell. and then she. she has a speech. she has an honest to god doctor speech, aims it right at saxon, and then she turns her back on him. i can never stop thinking about that. she turned her back on him. but she’s not the doctor. and he shoots her. because she let him die slow enough to run, because she stayed for a speech and gave him time and reason to know he wanted to shoot her dead, and she turned her fucking back on the master.

it’s 2 parts ‘we aren’t that self-destructive’ (false) and 2 parts ‘if i was the doctor, he wouldn’t shoot me in the back, because i wouldn’t shoot the doctor in the back, i’d want to see his face when i did it’ (true) BUT SHE IS NOT THE DOCTOR. SHE IS NOT. AND IT GETS HER KILLED.

Missy trying to make whatever she and the doctor have going on sound less sexual: we're like that married couple over there and you're our little puppygirl

if i was rtd i would give rogue a spin off where he’s the lead of an alien catching organization and he’s obsessed with finding the doctor while being stuck in cardiff for 200 yea— wait

don’t even joke he’ll do it for real and then he’ll have the lead character named like wendy copper or some shit and she’s also played by billie piper