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Study Of The Graduations Of Shadows On Spheres 1492

The Proportions Of The Head 1490

Leonardo’s “Flower of Life” – c. 1478-1519. Codex Atlanticus Fol 307v

“Good ol’ [name]. How I hate them.”

“Let’s leave. I don’t think any are coming.”

“Will you still love me if you get rich and famous and I don’t have anything?”

“Notice the fierce gleam. He comes from a long line of killers.”

“It’s a good thing I’m sympathetic. Don’t be sad, [name].”

“Yes sir! This is a real game of skill!”

“I could have fooled you if I weren’t so jealous.”

“I didn’t say it was ice cream. It’s mashed potato!”

“We didn’t know how old you are, so we left the candles off.”

“We weren’t even sure it was your birthday, so we didn’t bring one!”

“Are you stronger than [name]? Are you older than [name]? Are you smarter than [name]?”

“Only [age] years old, and I already need glasses.”

“You don’t seem to realize that I’m the boss in this [location]!”

“[Name]! Don’t you know how annoying that is?”

“The future frightens me!”

“Now look what you’ve done! You’ve hurt [name]’s feelings!”

“It could have been much worse. You might have been born a dog!”

“It clears up a lot of things I’ve been worrying about lately.”

“I’ll have you know I’m plenty humble!”

“Oh boy! School again today! Happy carefree school days. Good ol’ school!”

“Don’t you love me anymore, [name]?”

“Did you make these sandwiches yourself? You’re a good cook!”

“You’re the most inconsiderate person I’ve ever known!”

“Why don’t you ask me again six weeks from now? I’ll be older and wiser then.”

“In the old days it was different. People used to go through the woods to grandmother’s house.”

“Will you tell me a story?”

“Are you brave, [name]?”

“I’m a useless sort of [guy/girl/person]. I’m a lazy good-for-nothing!”

“You can’t talk that way about [name]!”

“[Name]’s been crying all day.”

“Do you think I’m beautiful, [name]?”

“I’m glad that dogs can’t read.”

“Oh, it’s you, [name]. I thought it was somebody important!”

“You don’t know me, do you? My name is [name].”

“How do you ever expect me to impress you?

“You head what I said! And don’t you forget it, either!”

“I’m sorry, [name], but I just don’t like coconut.”

“I’ll bet you a million, billion, trillion dollars!”

“Why don’t dogs ever wash their hands?”

“Well, I’d feel a whole lot worse if the dinner spoiled my dessert.”

“We’ll plant this acorn now, and an oak tree will grow right here.”

“How could you make a mistake like that? What kind of [job] are you?”

“That’s not the coat’s fault. You’re too small.”

“I think he just laughs to keep from hurting my feelings.”

“I missed you while you were away!”

“I’m probably just living on borrowed time myself.”

“I’ll have to fix this right away!”

“You count to twenty and I’ll hide.”

“I hate to be the one that always arrange the parties, but I’m afraid that if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be invited!”

“I do all the work, and he gets all the glory!”

“Dogs have it easy. They never have to do anything, not even go to school.”

“[Name], do you think I’ll ever be on the cover of a magazine?”

“Do you mean to say that I’ll get anything I wish for?”

“I wish it was daytime.”

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but names can never hurt me, you blockhead!”

“Let’s build a fire right here.”

“What is it, [name]? An earthquake? A flood?”

“Pools are just for kids who like to splash and yell!”

“Now, what was a pig doing eating roast beef?”

“I don’t ever want to see you again, [name]!”

“September is my favorite month. Everything seems especially beautiful in September.”

“You can’t just say you don’t like something, [name]. You’ve got to have a reason!”

“The piano is a beautiful instrument if played properly.”

“Nobody loves me! Everybody hates me!”

“Children are human too, and deserve a little consideration.”

“Get out of my way!”

“Are you sure I’m qualified?”

“It snowed last night!”

“Bread isn’t worth it!”

“Why didn’t you kick the ball, [name]?”

“What’s the answer to the second question?”

“We’re going to have a party, [name], and we’re not going to invite you!”

“Gee, it’s getting dark. And cold, too!”

“I just can’t get used to being wrong.”

“It’s a snowman! He’s asleep!”

“You wouldn’t look so smug if I could throw farther.”

“But that’s dangerous, [name]! What if you fall?”

(I don’t usually do people related holidays, because they seem overly specific, but in this case I will make an exception, because this is a good thing to celebrate. - Mod Poss)

Demotivational“But girls just aren’t good at that sort of thing.“"Shouldn’t you try something a little more suited to your sex?”“You know, if you fail, no one will hold it against you, after all, it’s really hard for women in these fields.”“It’s okay to give up. No one expected you to succeed anyway.”“Why do you even bother trying so hard?”“No one is ever going to take you seriously even if you do graduate.”“Who would even hire a woman for that?”“Wow, it’s so rare to find a girl who likes this kind of stuff!”“I didn’t know girls could do that!”“Ihave a problem and someone said I should ask you.”

General“Here, let me show you something really amazing.”“You’re good at chemistry, surely you can recognize the chemistry between us.”“Me + You = Awesome.”“You’re a nerd. I’m a nerd. Let’s be nerdy together and create nerdy babies.”“You’re the smart one, what do you think?”“Only you would find messing with this shit exciting.”“I don’t understand anything you just said but I’m extremely attracted to you right now.”“Just shut up and let me explain to you why that is a bad idea.”“Just shut up and watch her work, trust me, she’s amazing.”“Thatwas amazing! You are amazing!”“Give me the marker and let me teach you.”“So…you can actually make sense of this stuff? That’s pretty cool.”“It’s really not that interesting. The outcome can be amazing but the process isn’t really entertaining to watch…”“Are you speaking English right now?”“I may not be smart like you, but want me to get you a coffee?”“Do you want me to explain it again or are you a little less confused now?”“Don’t panic! I can fix this!”

Science“DON’T MIX THOSE TOGETHER, YOU IDIOT!”“Unless you want to kill us all with your stupidity, I suggest you listen to me.”“Let me tell you why that’s scientifically impossible.”“Bleh, stop being a nerd for five seconds! I don’t need you to explain the science behind this!”“Stop breaking everything down into sciencey stuff!”“That would break the laws of physics.”“Can you explain this scientifically?”“And now we wait for the results to come back.”

Technology“I know (#) coding languages fluently. And you?”“Don’t worry, I can fix your device.”“It really isn’t that hard once you understand a few basic things.”“I love tech more than people.”“You’re like the tech whisperer!”“Please fix my phone.”“Are you going to hack something? Can I watch?”

Engineering“Hmm, your robot has some flaws, mind if I help?”“I’ll get the engine running in no time!”“I love working with machines, they’re much better than people.”“This is not the time to be playing with useless crap.”“This ‘useless crap’ may save our lives.”“I built you this. I hope you like it.”