🌻 haro 🌻

Genre: pure fluff because i was big sad and i needed a pick me up

A/N: @tetsurouandushigirl asked me about Daichi when his s/o is pregnant and now I’m in a ✨mood✨ because I love this man so much but I will never forgive him for not being real. Here are some things I headcanon for Daichi when his s/o is pregnant (this a little long so cut) LOL this also isn’t proofread so… sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

for whatever reason, i thought about this. (apologies in advance if you do any of things these; wassup to any of yall who feel me on one or some or all of these things) // these are entirely self-indulgent. omg pls don’t @ me LOL

the “shhh keep it a secret” meme: 

TANAKA, NISHINOYA, Bokuto, Futakuchi, Kamasaki 

posts cringey thirst traps that activate my fight or flight: 

Takinoue, OIKAWA, Yahaba, ATSUMU, TERUSHIMA, Alisa

vertical stripe shirts and/or those beanies (don’t make me include pictures, yall know what i’m talking about): 

Asahi (probably wore it once just to see what the hype was about), ENNOSHITA,  Iwaizumi, Makki (it’s like his entire wardrobe for WHY), Semi (mr. music man pls), Aran

adolescent boy douchebaggery: 

UKAI (bitch evolved into grumpy adult man), TSUKKI, Kageyama, Kuroo, Kyōtani, SHIRABU (his bangs just make me unspeakably angry), SUNA

takes up too space in conversations (esp. in class): 

HINATA, Saeko, Tora, LEV, KOGANEGAWA

constant display of indifference (like pls form or voice a fucking opinion):

KENMA, Mattsun, Kunimi, USHIJIMA, Aone, Osamu, SAKUSA

thinks they’re funnier than me and they are: 

FUKUNAGA, TENDOU

nosey classmates who always ask about your grade in the class/on a test:

Kinoshita, Narita, INUOKA, Moniwa, Kita (am I thinking of a class rival e2l trope, yes)

aren’t you tired of being nice? don’t you just wanna go ape shit: 

TAKEDA, SHIMADA, YAMAGUCHI, YACHI, Nobuyuki

has clear skin w/o needing a whole ass expensive skin care routine: 

Daichi (prob gets away with just rinsing his face at night OOH THAT MAKES ME MAD), SUGA, KIYOKO, Akiteru, Miwa, Yaku, AKAASHI, Konoha

judgy eye contact: 

Akane (tbh, i fear her), Kindaichi, Goshiki, Daishō

idk if this have been done but my dad ordered pizza just now and my brain was like “hehe” so this is entirely self-indulgent

loves it: ENNOSHITA, BOKUTO, TENDOU, YAKU, Inuoka, Fukunaga, Kyoutani, Osamu, Terushima, Saeko, Akiteru

hates it, despises it, will yack: TSUKKI, OIKAWA, SAKUSA, Yahaba, Shirabu, Atsumu, Daishou

doesn’t care: USHIJIMA, AONE, Daichi, Narita, Kageyama, Akaashi, Iwaizumi, Mattsun, Makki, Aran

not their fave, but will eat it anyways: Suga, Asahi, Kinoshita, Kiyoko, Kuroo, Konoha, Semi, Amanai

hates it but eats it to be polite: TAKEDA, YAMAGUCHI, YACHI, Kindaichi, Goshiki, Kita

will take a slice and pick the pineapples off: KENMA, KUNIMI, FUTAKUCHI, SUNA, Lev, Alisa, Akane

Genre: angst?¿??

Pairing: daichi x fem!reader

Warning(s): insecurities, pining

Word Count: ~1k

A/N: who’s chopping onions in here? because i’m crying up in this bitch. listen to this if you wanna feel my pain LMFAOOO nvm don’t do it

huehue pretty setter edition (minus oikawa because he’s in captain squad aka pt. 1)

Sugawara Koushi

Kageyama Tobio (*whispers* barbecue)

Kenma Kozume (hear me out, this man gets TIRED)

Akaashi Keiji

Moniwa Kaname

Koganegawa Kanji (you can’t talk me out of this one, sorry)

Shirabu Kenjirou

Semi Eita (honestly this would be yall after one of his gigs)

Miya Atsumu

Ukai Keishin (lol i said like grandfather, like grandson)