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apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

oh

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

if you want to know how much money i’ve made from tumblr dot com, the total number is $0 (for my british followers that’s £0)

This the point of having children.

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

Social Anxiety level: holding all your money from the moment you walk in the door so when you get in line to pay u don’t have to waste everyone’s time

Social anxiety level: Being done with your test before anyone else but not wanting to get up and walk to the front of class, so you wait until someone else stands up.

Social Anxiety level: Editing the fuck out of everything you say mentally, so that you don’t come off as annoying for saying too much by including unnecessary details no one asked for or care about.

It’s crazy that I’ve done these things all my life and never even realized it wasn’t normal

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

starcrossed lovers

This had me laughing so hard.

Is this the gay agenda? Because I’m totally on board with this.

Jesus

Nooo not the red one

Power rangers wild force

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