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Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy 22/2/22 day!

I want tattoos and emotional stability.

And you know what? This time he’s right

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

anyone else listen to music and think like… yea this song is good daydream material

feeling VERY “what a week huh” “lemon, it’s wednesday” except like. it’s tuesday so that’s worse

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since