🌙Sup✨

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

Or you could just turn the keyboard off or unplug it.

if you drink this diana ross will find you when you least expect it and drag you into the shadow realm

i’d be cool w that

addendum: I have decided to protect every girl in the world regardless

addendum: this goes doubly for trans girls and negatively for terfs. i will hunt down and slay terfs

the hero the world deserves

Changing all your contact names to “Shrek” with the same picture

why do guys always compare women hurting their feelings to men literally assaulting and killing women

“Do not tag as —–cest” is about the saddest thing I’ve ever seen added to fanart, here these people drew cute fanart of a fictional family they’re a fan of and you clowns are so weird and creepy that the only thing stopping you from saying “what if these siblings fucked” to a TOTAL STRANGER is that the stranger anticipated your creepiness and said “please don’t talk to me about incest” before you got a chance to

Tiny furry philosopher

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic