basically i'm green

be good and you'll get a treat💋🐰🍰

"living your truth can be scary, dangerous and messy ..but that's what makes it fun."

1. Do NOT look at Dan and Phil in the eyes, they don’t like it, it’s very parasocial and they will instantly annihilate you, don’t even look them in the eyes through the phone or computer because they will know, through the tv is fine though

2. We hold 10 hour mandatory mass for sister Daniel every Friday on a massive Skype call (yes we brought Skype back) you cannot miss it unless you have an exemption letter signed by father Philip

3. You must dye every single thing on your house green

4. Do NOT mention the golden pig’s ass, he lost it in a very tragic accident and he’s very sensitive about it, he’ll bite

5. The only acceptable ship is Dan/Lucy Hale, because they are actually in a happy, committed relationship, everything else is parasocial and weird

6. You must remain soft on hard mondays, despite of the name

7. If you don’t send Phil at least one candy/sweet/dessert everyday he will call the army, the navy and his mom on you

8. You must pay for the Phatreon and get one person under you who will pay for the Phatreon, that person must get two people under them who will pay for the Phatreon and so on… no it’s not a pyramid what the fuck are you talking about

9. You will stream their YouTube videos for 23 hours each day or I’ll personally hold you hostage a clockwork orange style

10. If you ever dare to think about another influencer or couple’s channel even for one secondthe Pheal will sent pheir snipers on you

she probably smokes in there