Hardcore Resetti Fan

"Thank you for taking the time to read this bulletin board. This bulletin board loves you." —A bulletin board

You must be tired after today. Ready to wrap things up for now?

Very well. I can no longer resist you. Do as you like. Take your precious Diplo Skull.

Let's just tell Blathers we couldn't find any chalk. 

You hit its weakness, Isabelle-senpai!!! 

Welcome home, big bro! Hmm... There really isn't any news to speak of today.

It's just... I've always wondered why we're here on this island. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? 

L O O K I N G  C O O L,  BOOKER!

Don't I want to see my Phyllis again...? Why, yes. That, more than anything, my friend.

One hundred and thirteen weeds left! Don’t give up!

Even if I don't have a mom, I have Dad with me... And now I have a brother, too. (...too.)

Paying off your loan to Tom Nook... It's hard to believe that someone new to the island could have done that alone. An inside trader—for example, someone in the turnip selling business—perhaps they helped you. ...Isn't that right?!

Shovel, bells, fruit, hopes and dreams. We lost it all. Must be around somewhere, so roll it up while you’re at it.

...So, we gotta get a “Nook Miles Ticket” from the five VIPs?

10:00 pm's just around the corner, huh?

I AM TORTIMER VON AEGIR

Attention all villagers! Suspect seen heading south! Block all major roads and capture the suspect!