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i’ve never been to a waffle house. what’s it like? 

*drinks a green chemical*

*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post  are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’

if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist

and mustard is navy yellow

the navy trifecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to a whole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

Today’s Thot of the Day is: The West Saint Paul Panera whores, from real life, I think. Maybe.

you are fucking insane if you think griffin mcelroy could ever be described as ‘feral’

he literally looks like smooth spongebob