Complete Buffoonery

between the snow, floating oranges, and faint music in the background this feels like a fever dream that i never want to wake up from.

i spared your life on a whim, nothing more. *spongebobs shoes squeaking as he walks away*

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

look, tomorrow you will wake up and feel a bit better, a bit calmer. you are going to figure things out eventually, it dosnt have to all be done tonight. take a deep breath, relax your shoulders, and get some rest. you will manage.

“c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this bitch of an earth”

“Went through a hot topic phase and an anime phase simultaneously as a young teen” is a permanent personality trait. That shit follows you. You can never fully recover from that kind of past. You are cursed to always carry the remnants of that fashion and those interests. You can always tell in a room who went through that and who is still recovering. Someone starts playing “I can’t decide” by the scissor sisters on their phone and you immediately lock eyes with the nearest person wearing a mostly-black outfit that is kinda alternative but kinda not and you share a knowing Look of solidarity and eternal suffering

BongWater