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motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.

thinking of conclave au where vincent got elected but then he got assasinated a couple of years in for being too woke. and then thomas got elected next. oh and it's lawrenitez but they never really have enough balls to do anything much with their feelings. and thomas are left living in the same room, wearing the same fit that da love of his life used to. hey are you still here? HEY!

putting myself in timeout cuz WHAT THE HELL

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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

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duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four