Hi, there.

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Bones @ Spock

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

you put it into words

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

This is seriously a life altering revelation

time to relax and have some me time! *spends five hours clenching my jaw, chewing my lip, sweating, and shivering slightly while laying in bed compulsively refreshing websites* 

My ideal gender presentation is masculinity but doing it wrong because I'm also doing femininity but doing it wrong. Yknow

Am I masc? Am I fem? Well. I'm a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that you had in february of last year, actually

Respect girls who are virgins respect girls who suck 7 dicks at a time respect girls who don’t like dick respect girls who have dicks

THIS THIS THIS

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

I can’t believe I’m expected to do things.. I am full time busy being mentally ill

I think a tattoo would make me feel better