Sundries

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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

First woman narrating a chapter 180 pages into the blade itself btw

I took a class a couple semesters back about women’s history where the professor put a lot of emphasis on the fact that people only care about women when they do things that are otherwise men only (queen elizabeth, constance markievicz, etc) (stay with me here) instead of being interested in how most women lived in their own right, because something that’s just ‘a girl thing’ isn’t seen as important or worth discussing. and it’s also interesting how the third named woman and only female pov in this book is a cool as fuck assassin instead of him elaborating in literally any way on how women are meant to exist in this society apart from ‘they’re kept out of public life entirely so it doesn’t matter’

youre supposed to be strong and also sensitive and fast and also careful and locked in and also laid back and outgoing and also quiet and a rule follower and also a leader. btw

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic