it’s a part of the human condition

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

getting dishonorably discharged from the idgaf war for giving af

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

I have fairy wings but u can't see them cuz u don't have enough whimsy u lameass bitch

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

you can hate taylor swift. really, you can. but I just saw someone say they stayed up until 5am to “hate” listen to ttpd and….babe you can just say you’re a fan at this point. this is a safe space you don’t have to hide! we’re not gonna be mean if you say you actually wanted to stay up and listen to the album because you thought you might enjoy it.