HP Cest Fest 2025

Blackcest

📖 BookishAndBare | E | 7,900 | by shyinsunlight / @shyinsunlight 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 bring back the memories (& the memories bring back you) | E | 3,700 by deetoxicity / @deetoxicity 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 Dare I E I 1,700 | by givemetherapyimawalkingtravesty / @givemetherapyimawritingtravesty 🖤 Regulus/Sirius/Remus

📖 Drunken Shenanigans | E | 800 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 🖤 Sirius/Walburga's Portrait

📖 first time | E | 4,100 | by theangelstrumpet / @theangelstrumpetao3 🖤💙💛 Regulus/Sirius/Rodolphus/Rabastan

📖 grimstroke | E | 5,900 | by danquill 🖤 Narcissa/Sirius

📖 Her little brother | E | 5000 🔒 | by Shadowmun / @mundrakan 🖤 Orion/Alphard

📖 in the room where he slept | E | 4000 | by dalula 🖤 Sirius/Draco

📖 I've known the warmth of your doorways | E | 4,600 | by fairies_withspirits / @faeries-withspirits 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 Joyriding | E | 2,500 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 🖤 Draco/Sirius

🎨 Let me taste that flesh, it's my favorite part | E | Digital Art | by iaskedforcosmiclove / @cosmiclove-jpg 🖤 Sirius/Remus/Draco

📖 Made in his mother's image | E | 4,100 | by plecotusauritus / @plecotusauritus 🖤 Sirius/Walburga

🎨 Meeting, Long Overdue | G | Digital Art | by wormvirtues / @wormvirtues 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 Of Noble Blood and The Honest Truth | E | 3,000 | by Havoc_Pusher / @havocpusher 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 on fire / unclaimed | G | 1,000 | by Anonymous 🖤 Cygnus III/Andromeda

📖 Take Me Home | E | 4,500 | by zadezy / @zadezy 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 Time Never Kills Love | E | 7,300 🔒 | by EasterBunny21 🖤 Narcissa/Andromeda

📖 Will Do Anything | E | 1,900 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

📖 Your Eyes Are Supposed To Look Like Mine | E | 7,300 | by DeathBecomesJade 🖤 Regulus/Sirius

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Malfoycest

📖 A Comprehensive Guide to Making Your Son Perfect | E | 1,600 | by Anonymous 💚 Draco/Lucius

📖 Bloodline | E | 4,900 | by queerpocalypse / @qpocalypse 💚 Draco/Lucius

📖 Hunger In Your Eyes | E | 9,700 🔒 | by FaeOfTheWitchingHour (DarkFae666) 💚 Draco/Lucius

📖 man's best friend | E | 3100 | by dalula 💚 Draco/Lucius, Draco/Dogs

📖 Officium Super Omina | E | 1700 | by FawnAndFable 💚💛 Abraxas/Lucius, Abraxas/Narcissa

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Pottercest

📖 Comfort in Fantasy | E | 9000 | by dirtywrongandwholesome ❤️ Fleamont/James

📖 Emeralds | E | 12,000 | by invisiblecurrent ❤️ Harry/Albus Severus

📖 How You Touch Me (For That I'd Leave it All) | E | 6,100 | by deadseagreen ❤️ Harry/Albus Severus

📖 lap of luxury | E | 3,800 | by irrumabo / @slytherinscars ❤️ Harry/Lily Luna

📖 leave all your love and your longing behind | E | 2,000 | by puzzlewood ❤️ Albus Severus/James Sirius

📖 Real Brothers Have Barely Legal Sex on Family Vacation | E | 7,500 | by rottenxrvnges ❤️ Albus Severus/James Sirius

📖 silver & velvet | E | 18,000 | by rowena_rain / @rowena-rain ❤️ Harry/Albus Severus

📖 Stag Hunting | E | 5,800 | by dysproporsium / @dearestdo3 ❤️💛 Harry/James/Sirius

📖 The Velvet Hex | E | 8,000 | by Schmem_14 / @schmem14 ❤️ Harry/Albus Severus

📖 The Walk In | E | 3,200 | by piximera / @piximera-fic ❤️💛 Harry/Albus Severus/Teddy as James Sirius

📖 Tram #9 | E | 4200 | by rowena_rain / @rowena-rain ❤️ Albus Severus/James Sirius

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Weasleycest

📖 History Repeats Itself | E | 500 🔒 | by FawnAndFable 🧡 Ron/Rose, Ron/Ginny

📖 Homesick at Hogwarts | E | 2,200 🔒 | by DepravedDesires 🧡 Lily Luna/Rose

🎨 Showing Off | E | Digital Art 🔒 | by The_Fourth_Queen 🧡 Charlie/Fred/George

📖 Spin Cycle | E | 3,700 | by strangesaints (blackestfaery) / @blackestfaery 🧡 Molly/Undisclosed Weasley Child

📖 Two Flowers At Night | M | 2,800 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 🧡 Lily Luna/Rose

📖 Uptight Voyeurism | E | 1,300 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 🧡 Ginny/Ron + Percy

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Othercest

📖 A Dose Of Nitrous Oxide | E | 1,200 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 💙 Mrs Granger/Hermione Granger

📖 blame it on the moon | E | 9,000 🔒 | by Amorista (Aqueronte) / @aquerontesque 💙 Padma Patil/Parvati Patil

📖 crimson lace | E | 2,000 | by theangelstrumpet / @theangelstrumpetao3 💙 Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr./Barty Crouch Jr.

📖 Drunken Compliance | E | 1,800 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 💙 Severus Snape/Tobias Snape

📖 Feeling better, being mine? | E | 5700 | by sweetnoncon 💙 Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

📖 Feels Right | E | 2,600 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 💙 Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter

📖🎨 Gaunt Privileges | E | 5,600 | Digital Art | by Noxxytocin / @noxxytocin 💙 Marvolo Gaunt/Ominis Gaunt

📖 No Trace | E | 1,600 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 💙 Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter

🎨 Not quite like home | M | Digital Art | by fleurs_et_larmes / @fleurs-et-larmes 💙 Padma Patil/Parvati Patil

📖 Run Away Responsibilities | M | 1,700 | by apocalypseWallflower / @apocalypsewallflower 💙 Sirius Black/Tom Riddle | Voldemort

📖 The Sartorial Shenanigans of Rose Granger Weasley | E | 2800 | by rachels_memories / @rachels-memories 💙 Rose Weasley/Lucius Malfoy

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Pseudocest

📖 a kind of calling | E | 2,600 | by dalula 💛 Draco/Rodolphus

📖 A Monster Lurks on Privet Drive | E | 9000 🔒 | by DepravedDesires 💛 Vernon/Harry

📖 A Shadow is Cast on Devotion | E | 2,600 🔒 | by the_prettiest_w0lf_star 💛 Sirius/Harry

📖 Hanging by a thread | E | 27,000 | by galaxo / @galaxoshine 💛 Sirius/Harry

📖 In The House Of Disgrace | E | 9,600 | by piximera / @piximera-fic 💛 Rabastan/Draco

📖 Like That | E | 950 | by givemetherapyimawalkingtravesty / @givemetherapyimawritingtravesty 💛 James/Sirius

📖 spilltide | M | 7,300 | by danquill 💛 Harry/Narcissa

📖 The Harder The Rain, Honey, The Sweeter The Sun | E | 4,500 | by JamieMoonyMarks / @jamiemoonymarks 💛 Harry/Teddy

📖 What He Deserves | E | 730 | by maraudersaffair / @maraudersaffair 💛 Severus/Draco

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Selfcest

📖 Hermione Knows Best | E | 2,700 🔒 | by indecens scripto (consumedly) / @inhighheels 💜 Hermione/Hermione

📖 whispers in corners | E | 2300 | by septemberbells 💜 Parvati/Parvati

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Blackcest

📖 BookishAndBare | E | 7,900 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 bring back the memories (& the memories bring back you) | E | 3,700 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 Dare I E I 1,700 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

📖 Drunken Shenanigans | E | 800 🖤 Sirius Black/Walburga Black's Portrait

📖 first time | E | 4,100 🖤💙💛 Regulus Black/Sirius Black/Rodolphus Lestrange/Rabastan Lestrange

📖 grimstroke | E | 5,900 🖤 Narcissa Black Malfoy/Sirius Black

📖 Her little brother | E | 5000 🔒 🖤 Orion Black/Alphard Black

📖 in the room where he slept | E | 4000 🖤 Sirius Black/Draco Malfoy

📖 I've known the warmth of your doorways | E | 4,600 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 Joyriding | E | 2,500 🖤 Draco Malfoy/Sirius Black

🎨 Let me taste that flesh, it's my favorite part | E | Digital Art | @cosmiclove-jpg 🖤 Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/Draco Malfoy

📖 Made in his mother's image | E | 4,100 🖤 Sirius Black/Walburga Black

🎨 Meeting, Long Overdue | G | Digital Art | @wormvirtues 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 Of Noble Blood and The Honest Truth | E | 3,000 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 on fire / unclaimed | G | 1,000 🖤 Cygnus Black III/Andromeda Black

📖 Take Me Home | E | 4,500 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 Time Never Kills Love | E | 7,300 🔒 🖤 Narcissa Black/Andromeda Black

📖 Will Do Anything | E | 1,900 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

📖 Your Eyes Are Supposed To Look Like Mine | E | 7,300 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

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Malfoycest

📖 A Comprehensive Guide to Making Your Son Perfect | E | 1,600 💚 Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy

📖 Bloodline | E | 4,900 💚 Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy

📖 Hunger In Your Eyes | E | 9,700 🔒 💚 Lucius Malfoy/Draco Malfoy

📖 man's best friend | E | 3100 💚 Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Dogs

📖 Officium Super Omina | E | 1700 💚💛 Abraxas Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy, Abraxas Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy

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Pottercest

📖 Comfort in Fantasy | E | 9000 ❤️ Fleamont Potter/James Potter

📖 Emeralds | E | 12,000 ❤️ Harry Potter/Albus Severus Potter

📖 How You Touch Me (For That I'd Leave it All) | E | 6,100 ❤️ Harry Potter/Albus Severus Potter

📖 lap of luxury | E | 3,800 ❤️ Harry Potter/Lily Luna Potter

📖 leave all your love and your longing behind | E | 2,000 ❤️ Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter

📖 Real Brothers Have Barely Legal Sex on Family Vacation | E | 7,500 ❤️ Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter

📖 silver & velvet | E | 18,000 ❤️ Harry Potter/Albus Severus Potter

📖 Stag Hunting | E | 5,800 ❤️💛 Harry Potter/James Potter/Sirius Black

📖 The Velvet Hex | E | 8,000 ❤️ Albus Severus Potter/Harry Potter

📖 The Walk In | E | 3,200 ❤️💛 Albus Severus Potter/Harry Potter/Teddy Lupin as James Sirius Potter

📖 Tram #9 | E | 4200 ❤️ Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter

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Weasleycest

📖 History Repeats Itself | E | 500 🔒 🧡 Ron Weasley/Rose Weasley, Ron Weasley/Ginny Weasley

📖 Homesick at Hogwarts | E | 2,200 🔒 🧡 Lily Luna Potter/Rose Weasley

🎨 Showing Off | E | Digital Art 🔒 🧡 Charlie Weasley/Fred Weasley/George Weasley

📖 Spin Cycle | E | 3,700 🧡 Molly Weasley/Undisclosed Weasley Child

📖 Two Flowers At Night | M | 2,800 🧡 Lily Luna Potter/Rose Weasley

📖 Uptight Voyeurism | E | 1,300 🧡 Ginny Weasley/Ron Weasley + Percy Weasley

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Othercest

📖 A Dose Of Nitrous Oxide | E | 1,200 💙 Mrs Granger/Hermione Granger

📖 blame it on the moon | E | 9,000 🔒 💙 Padma Patil/Parvati Patil

📖 crimson lace | E | 2000 💙 Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr./Barty Crouch Jr.

📖 Drunken Compliance | E | 1,800 💙 Severus Snape/Tobias Snape

📖 Feeling better, being mine? | E | 5700 💙 Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

📖 Feels Right | E | 2,600 💙 Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter

📖🎨 Gaunt Privileges | E | 5,600 | Digital Art | @noxxytocin 💙 Marvolo Gaunt/Ominis Gaunt

📖 No Trace | E | 1,600 💙 Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter

🎨 Not quite like home | M | Digital Art | @fleurs-et-larmes 💙 Padma Patil/Parvati Patil

📖 Run Away Responsibilities | M | 1,700 💙 Sirius Black/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, past Walburga Black/Tom Riddle | Voldemort

📖 The Sartorial Shenanigans of Rose Granger Weasley | E | 2800 💙 Rose Weasley/Lucius Malfoy

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Pseudocest

📖 a kind of calling | E | 2,600 💛 Draco Malfoy/Rodolphus Lestrange

📖 A Monster Lurks on Privet Drive | E | 9000 🔒 💛 Vernon Dursley/Harry Potter

📖 A Shadow is Cast on Devotion | E | 2,600 🔒 💛 Harry Potter/Sirius Black

📖 Hanging by a thread | E | 27,000 💛 Sirius Black/Harry Potter

📖 In The House Of Disgrace | E | 9,600 💛 Rabastan Lestrange/Draco Malfoy

📖 Like That | E | 950 💛 James Potter/Sirius Black

📖 spilltide | E | 7,300 💛 Harry Potter/Narcissa Malfoy

📖 The Harder The Rain, Honey, The Sweeter The Sun | E | 4,500 💛 Harry Potter/Teddy Lupin

📖 What He Deserves | E | 730 💛 Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy

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Selfcest

📖 Hermione Knows Best | E | 2,700 🔒 💜 Hermione Granger/Hermione Granger

📖 whispers in corners | E | 2300 💜 Parvati Patil/Parvati Patil

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📖 BookishAndBare | E | 7,900 🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

Regulus has a hobby. It comes with a streaming schedule and a reading list.

Sirius wanks first and thinks later.

📖 No Trace | E | 1,600 💙 Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter

Harry no longer has the trace, he's free to hunt and torture everyone who wronged him.

📖 Bloodline | E | 4,900 💚 Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy

Fourteen-year-old Draco Malfoy comes out to his parents as a trans boy. Lucius wastes no time in making sure his family won't be left without an heir.

📖 In The House Of Disgrace | E | 9,600 💛 Rabastan Lestrange/Draco Malfoy

The war is lost, the Malfoy's are no longer in the Dark Lord's grace, but Bellatrix plans to keep them alive by arranging a marriage between Draco and Rabastan.

📖 Will Do Anything | E | 1,900🖤 Regulus Black/Sirius Black

Regulus is willing to do anything for his brother not to tell their mother about him and Barty Jr, little did he know that Sirius would be taking his offer quite serious.

🎨 Showing Off | E | Digital Art 🔒 🧡 Charlie Weasley/Fred Weasley/George Weasley

Charlie floos into Fred and George's flat to find them in a most interesting position.

📖 A Comprehensive Guide to Making Your Son Perfect | E | 1,600 💚 Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy

Draco was perfect... barring one small detail, the boy was set to become an alpha.

📖 leave all your love and your longing behind | E | 2,000 ❤️ Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter

It’s been over a year since they spoke, and Albus wants to pick a fight. James is just grateful Al is looking in his direction.

📖 Two Flowers At Night | M | 2,800 🧡 Lily Luna Potter/Rose Weasley

Lily Luna catches her older cousin touching herself and asks her to show her how big girls do it, Rose doesn't refuse such a request.

📖🎨 Gaunt Privileges | E | 5,600 | Digital Art | @noxxytocin 💙 Marvolo Gaunt/Ominis Gaunt

All Ominis wanted was a quiet bath to escape the chaos of Sebastian and the meddling fifth-year. Instead, what he got was Professor Gaunt and a private anatomy lesson...in the Prefects' Bathroom.

📖 Feels Right | E | 2,600 💙 Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter

After getting drunk together, Dudley and Harry confesses to having feelings for each other growing up. They end up in bed together and it feels more right than either expected.

📖 Hanging by a thread | E | 27,000 💛 Sirius Black/Harry Potter

“What did you want?” Sirius asks instead, voice hoarser than he intended.

Harry lies back down on the mattress, one hand under the pillow, and scoots closer to Sirius, exhaling shakily. Sirius feels it brush his face faintly. The air stills, swells, and then pops like a deflated balloon, just as Harry drops a faint, crushing, “You.”

Now that the war is over, Sirius struggles to accept this new love from Harry, haunted by ghosts he can’t seem let go of. But it's hard to do so, when the past has a habit of wearing familiar faces.

📖 lap of luxury | E | 3,800 ❤️ Harry Potter/Lily Luna Potter

From the prompt: "Since coming home from 6th year for the summer, Lily has been nursing a new, peculiar habit - she seems to immensely enjoy sitting in her father's lap. Harry, being the loving father that he is, wants to give his princess everything. Even if it’s awkward when she wiggles in his lap. Even when he realises she stopped wearing underwear under her short skirts. Even when he realises that sometimes she leaves a wet patch on his trousers, especially after she realises he got hard."

📖 Hermione Knows Best | E | 2,700 🔒 💜 Hermione Granger/Hermione Granger

The witch sat down on the sofa and took a couple of deep breaths. (Think sexy thoughts. Think sexy thoughts!)

📖 blame it on the moon | E | 9,000 🔒 💙 Padma Patil/Parvati Patil

“Merlin, are you drunk?” Padma had asked, appalled. Barely helping steading her before stepping away, like she couldn’t bear touching Parvati one moment longer. Her eyes shone with judgment. “Are you trying to get expelled?”

Parvati had scoffed, her eyes suddenly stinging, and she walked out of the bathroom before she’d done something stupid like crying — or bloody kissing her.

Yule Ball turns out to be a fiasco, but then Parvati never really cared for Harry Potter, did she?

(or the one in which Parvati is pining, and Padma needs to take her head out of her arse.)