Mav, this is a taxiway

- everyone offended -

Rooster: Not mine. I fucking love my dads.

- Mav and Ice doing cute husband things and Ice having Icepops sense -

Ice: ….I think baby goose called us his dads to the squad again.

Mav: Oh! He probably didn’t mean it!

- flashback to the threat -

Ice: -and I will personally throw you overboard and let you drown if you even-

- present -

Warlock: ..

Mav: ..

Merlin, holding Mav: Look honey! This is the stray kitten!:D

Merlins wife: …Dear, that’s an adult man.

Hangman: shhhh! What if someone hears you??

Rooster: If they heard me, they’d tell him. Then he shrugs and responds with, " what can I say? He has daddy issues.”

Hangman: ..how do you know?

- Ice, currently staring at Maverick -

Slider hits Ice on the back of the head: Pay attention, lovebird. We got a game to win.

Ice:

Ice: C H O M P

Ice: …

Mav: …

Goose: …

Slider: …

Slider: DID YOU JUST BITE ME, KAZANSKY?!

He probably forgets he owns a watch and takes a shower with it on.

- Hangman and Rooster flirting obliviously -

Maverick: God, Ice, tell me we weren’t this bad.

Ice: We weren’t-

Goose: Mav. Why did you lock Ice in the bathroom stall?

Maverick: Because he growled at me.

Rooster nonchalantly staring at Hangman: ..y e s.

Phoenix: What the fu-

Coyote: To determine whether or not Rooster is under the covers with you, Jake.

Rooster, picking up his phone: Hey uncle ice!

Phoenix: Ice..?

Hangman: Ice.. Iceman?

Hangman: Iceman.

Hangman: ICEMAN?? ADMIRAL KAZANSKY?!

Rooster, running off of 15 cups of coffee, 2 minutes of sleep and rightfully looks terrible: Seresin. As I choke and die.

One hc that I constantly think about is Rooster and his incredible anger issues. You cannot tell me that his rage is gone because I feel like it’s always under the surface, 24/7. He could go from 0 to 100 in a fraction of a second. He probably makes unhinged threats too.

Imagine this:

The squad is out flying with some kids(seriously Trace, they’re only 10 years younger) at Top Gun because, obviously, the best of the best to teach the next best of the best. Phoenix, Bob, and Coyote are up in the sky with two students.

They land, then its Rooster and Hangman’s turn with two other students. They go up, they fool around, crack jokes, poke at the kids and target locks both of them. Then the kids squabble while Bradley and Jake attempt to not laugh. Anyway, they kids start getting rough in the air. Hangman tried to intercept it, but got caught in their jetwash.

Next thing Rooster knows, Jake’s plane starts spiralling for a few seconds too long before pulling up. Cue Bradley about to be these kids worst nightmare.

They land and first thing Roo does is go straight towards the pilots with a look that could kill. Everyone tried to get him to stop and take a breather. That didn’t work.

But guess who stepped in? Yep. Jake-fucking-Hangman-Seresin.

Bradley was easily talked down by Jake(a blessing, really).