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the concept of us being in 2026 and dan and phil are allowed to make jokes about having such loud sex together in their hotel room at vidcon that it would disturb hank green next door. how did we get here.

imagine explaining this to the phandom in like 2014 i think everyone would collectivly die

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

i started watching dnp in chronological order as one does and it is wild how dan just appears one day. there’s no actual introduction in the first pinof. you watch all of phil’s early videos and then suddenly someone’s next to him for the next 16 years.

omg it’s 50/50 now no one move

dan howell was literally a depressed 18 year old gay person who didn’t know if he would make it and who was relentlessly bullied and it’s 16 years later and he’s living in a house with his boyfriend and doing a podcast where he is authentically himself (queer and depressed and dating phil) and i’m FINE about that I HAVE NORMAL FEELINGS about being queer and mentally ill and making it out alive!!!!!! not only alive but in love and happy what the fuck