Keep Moving Forward

dan and phil are hard launching on a random october monday. and you're blogging.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

sorry i can't hang later i have to swallow my own spit wrongly on accident and choke for a while

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade