hanae018

he’s a wild child but I want to protect him

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“we got into a huge fight and you stormed out and after i cooled off i decided to find you and i drove around the neighborhood for almost an hour before i found you about three miles from the house stomping down the street in the rain and i parked the car and apologized and we made up but then i realized i locked the keys in the car” au 

 "we’re making out and hOLY SHIT IS THAT A TONGUE RING WE’VE BEEN HOOKING UP FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS AND YOUR TONGUE HAS BEEN IN UNHOLY PLACES HOW AM I JUST NOW NOTICING IT" au 

 "my younger sibling dragged me into hot topic where i met you and you talked me into seeing your band play that weekend and i don’t know what i was expecting because you were so normal-looking in the store but it turns out you front a black metal band decked out in corpse paint and i am very afraid" au

 "you left me with like twenty hickeys the night before so I decided to wear a turtleneck sweater to try and cover them and it just so happens to be the hottest day of the year i am going to die" au 

 "I am a psychic and you keep visiting me every week with another new entity attached to you stop dicking around with the occult if you don’t know what you are doing and no i will not go out with you with that shadow being trailing behind you" au 

 "we just started dating and you are very straight-laced and my roommate fed you pot brownies by accident please get down off the table you’re going to hurt yourself" au 

 "i’m trying to impress you on our first date so i shove a cucumber down the front of my pants but you see right through my ruse please stop laughing at me" au