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"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

i’m boreddddd let’s forgive ourselves for our failures

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.

has anybody noticed the difficulties

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

Every man I encounter is like a punishment from god