A paladin of skills
“First I will lay on hands him, then I will lay my hands on you.” - My Paladin to the Villain of the campaign, as he healed the cleric of the group.
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A paladin of skills
“First I will lay on hands him, then I will lay my hands on you.” - My Paladin to the Villain of the campaign, as he healed the cleric of the group.

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I had to do it
little DnD things I’m afraid my players will never find out about so I’m posting them here now:
Yughalarra, the shadow/brass dragon they rescued from the shadowfell, now lives inside a volcano beside the Hanali Hot Springs Temple Resort. She’s become a sort of temple mascot, and one of the acolytes goes up every week to feed and entertain her (mostly entertain...). She’s very shy, but particularly enjoys hearing gossip about who got together with who that week, and avidly offers relationship advice to any soul brave enough to seek her out. It’s not very good relationship advice.
The Cult of Dunatis rose rapidly in the eastern state of Newsome after the enchanted forest grew up around it overnight. Newsome’s citizens, terrified by the sudden intrusion of a forest into their city, flocked eagerly to a mysterious leader who sailed into town one day. This man, known only as “The Purple Prince” has the ability to wither trees with a touch, and grow them with the next; these were gifted to him by an avatar of the mountain god Dunatis. Newsome flourishes under this cult, the citizens building its walls ever higher to keep out the dangers of the surrounding forest. In the center of town, a statue is being built.

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AD&D IS FUCKING WILD
What is your favorite (so far) D&D moment you've experienced?
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmMMMM
in the last session, it was when I Pulled a BIG BIRD out of one of my Players backstories and she was like “oh NO” and I was like
In the longer run, it might be whenever the party were hanging out in the Black Lodge Of Holding and started playing Zone of Truth or Dare, aka, the best thing u can do
or it might be whenever Havet made our druid’s transphobic dad strip naked and Cry?
or it might be whenever they tricked Fantasy Prince into believing our Paladin beefcake was the avatar of the god Dunatis, thus accidentally starting a Major Religion in the northeast of the continent?
as a Player, I’ll never ever forget the first time I ever killed an NPC, which was through kicking them in the balls repeatedly until they split in half.
how it feels trying to get the d&d group together
“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool
@sunburst-finish this is caraga?
literally noone asked but here’s what Havet’s instagram would look like :)))) full of aesthetic, neon, everything is red, lots of girls

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Summary: session 20(ish)
Since I've remembered this blog exists I thought I'd write up some session summaries for it... Sesh of the 11th of June; Jeti has reached out to Robert of the Forest, making him aware that his thoughtless crusade to save the world from industrialisation is also majorly fucking up this whole forests ecology. Robert is listening... *meanwhile* Caraga and Havet enter into Discourse with Ricril Moonshadow, who complains that he doesn't even wanna be here anyway and will the Bois just please leave him alone. He levies accusations towards Caraga that this is all their fault, that Robert is blackmailing him into evil deeds by threatening to tell all the elven court that Caraga is his nonbinary child. And he refers to Caraga as an "it". Having had enough of this Transphobic Bullshit, Havet grabs Ricril and RAMS him in the face with a nat20 headbutt, thankfully dispelling the wall of force spell Ricril had been about to trap them with... several more ridiculously high die rolls later and Ricril is on the ground bleeding and crying... *meanwhile* Jeti assembles, á lá Snow White, all the critters of the forest who are pissed off at Robert. A peaceful discourse ensues. When Robert notices his wizard bodyguard getting roughed up by a couple of Gays™ Jeti assures him "he'll be fine" and, several bad rolls later, combat is avoided. Vimak jangles into the situation. After breaking Ricrills nose for the second time, he poofs into Jeti and Roberts chill conversation circle. Oolong tea was never mentioned during play but that's the kind of vibe we're at now. Vimak drops two bombshells here - first he gently informs Robert that his father was dead, and in hearing this, Jeti discovers the previously unknown concept OF PARENTS... *meanwhile* Caraga and Haven beat up a transphobe and get him to spill the beans about all the Evil Plans™. In doing this they so completely humiliate Ricril (with some more handy nat20s) that it's unlikely he'll ever bother them again. He pees himself and it's nasty. *meanwhile* Vimak casts heroism on Robert, whomst, distraught at the revelation that the dude who swayed him into fighting industrialisation also kidnapped and killed(kinda) his father, vows to kill Zoso. Spurred to action by Vimaks spell, he heads through a tree to where he thinks Zoso is, intent on revenge... Having averted a minor tree-based apocalypse, and receiving 5000 XP in return, the Bois rest up and level up.
yall know i wasnt gonna leave this gang out
how are we gonna do this?
Maps! Above is the whole planet and below is a close up on the New Order continent where all the juicy shit is happening
This is a blog about the shit we get up to in a 5e Dungeons & Dragons campaign
Take it away bois

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