#hampaign

Might finish later, but who knows.

Since I've remembered this blog exists I thought I'd write up some session summaries for it... Sesh of the 11th of June; Jeti has reached out to Robert of the Forest, making him aware that his thoughtless crusade to save the world from industrialisation is also majorly fucking up this whole forests ecology. Robert is listening... *meanwhile* Caraga and Havet enter into Discourse with Ricril Moonshadow, who complains that he doesn't even wanna be here anyway and will the Bois just please leave him alone. He levies accusations towards Caraga that this is all their fault, that Robert is blackmailing him into evil deeds by threatening to tell all the elven court that Caraga is his nonbinary child. And he refers to Caraga as an "it". Having had enough of this Transphobic Bullshit, Havet grabs Ricril and RAMS him in the face with a nat20 headbutt, thankfully dispelling the wall of force spell Ricril had been about to trap them with... several more ridiculously high die rolls later and Ricril is on the ground bleeding and crying... *meanwhile* Jeti assembles, á lá Snow White, all the critters of the forest who are pissed off at Robert. A peaceful discourse ensues. When Robert notices his wizard bodyguard getting roughed up by a couple of Gays™ Jeti assures him "he'll be fine" and, several bad rolls later, combat is avoided. Vimak jangles into the situation. After breaking Ricrills nose for the second time, he poofs into Jeti and Roberts chill conversation circle. Oolong tea was never mentioned during play but that's the kind of vibe we're at now. Vimak drops two bombshells here - first he gently informs Robert that his father was dead, and in hearing this, Jeti discovers the previously unknown concept OF PARENTS... *meanwhile* Caraga and Haven beat up a transphobe and get him to spill the beans about all the Evil Plans™. In doing this they so completely humiliate Ricril (with some more handy nat20s) that it's unlikely he'll ever bother them again. He pees himself and it's nasty. *meanwhile* Vimak casts heroism on Robert, whomst, distraught at the revelation that the dude who swayed him into fighting industrialisation also kidnapped and killed(kinda) his father, vows to kill Zoso. Spurred to action by Vimaks spell, he heads through a tree to where he thinks Zoso is, intent on revenge... Having averted a minor tree-based apocalypse, and receiving 5000 XP in return, the Bois rest up and level up.

Fellow players: @hailthedragonmaster @teebies @chordata7 @pixelatedcheerios

I’ve been really into frumpy guys lately, as well as DnD. Turns out my dnd character is a frumpy dude. So I did this.

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Step 4: profit?