Hammy

stop this is literally me after drinking 500ml of mineral water.

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

Oh shit? Go white girl go 😳.

Her name’s Cynthia Rothrock and you’d better put some respect on it!

she’s part of the old guard of Hong Kong kung fu films where you had to be an honest to god martial artist to play the role correctly. when she started acting in American movies they had to keep telling her to not hit so hard lmao

love watching her sword very carefully and gracefully missing him

Cynthia Rothrock is also the inspiration for Sonya Blade and she started doing work in Hong Kong after Hollywood kept saying there was no room for female action stars.

this is literally a live action looney toon lol