hammerxhorror

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

I love it when there's artists online who seem to exclusively draw characters who are cute thick anime ladies with hips wider than their shoulders and tits bigger than their heads, in completely nonsexual situations, and comfortable and stylish-looking fairly nonsexualised clothing, where it's clear that the artist evidently started drawing because they were horny, and kept drawing because it's fun. Like sure, an outfit of a nice floral pattern sun dress and cozy sweater didn't need a cleavage window, but the focus of this drawing is so clearly on who this character is and what she's doing, that unless you go out of your way to look for it, you don't really even notice that her tits are literally larger than her head.

Pretty sure that's just pm seymour

you can say its pm seymour its fine

holy shit them bitches are big

the opposite is Frank Frazetta, who painted muscular hot people almost naked in situations that dont typically call for near nudity, like outer space and snow and combat.

Are you suggesting that Frank Frazetta, who painted breathtakingly gorgeous fantasy art with beautifully executed eye for light and shadow, colour and contrast, and also insisted on drawing everyone, from heroes and warriors to maidens and sorceresses all the way to orcs and monsters, buff and stacked as hell and scantly clad, was not led to the path he took by being horny?

Idk but my bisexual ass is so horny for everything my boy Frankie has ever drawn 😔🤌

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Oh! There’s a cool animation when you like pride posts now!

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

As someone who’s done both, food is better

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Me about Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man specifically

Not to fucking mention our current definition of “gay” is a relatively modern term so there’s no way it could…

I think this world isn’t ever about the finished product it’s about the creative process along the way. The end painting never matters without the small triumphs and reworks and thought process behind it, the poem never hits deep without the learning and emotions behind it. The artistry and beauty of life is in the doing, a cup of tea tastes great but the small respite from everything else in the world while you make it is almost more beautiful, or at the very least it makes the tea taste better for your own appreciation and sense of accomplishment. Who and what you are when you die really doesn’t matter. It’s everything you’ve done along the way that leaves an impact.

Goddamn