As creative as my re-blogs...

the vitamin k shot has zero side effects, it is literally just a vitamin that does nothing except prevent babies from bleeding to death internally. its one of those things that does absolutely nothing except what it's supposed to do, is cheap, and has drastically reduced infant mortality this century and the last

He survived glaze firing, the wick and oil reserve work perfectly as intended, and now he remains in chains, offering light.

so yeah. his ass. it's barely even visible but im proud of it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure

so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways

I discovered 27 data centers near me I did not know about, 9 of them currently under construction.

The Dik Dik (actual name, real animal)

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

here you go sir

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

lovely darling precious starling reaching to the stars, I’ll steal them all for you  calling, crawling, spinning, falling, all for you