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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

when in doubt, read fanfiction. when not in doubt, read fanfiction. honestly just read fanfiction it's the best.

Oh my god I have never been so pissed off at a fictional town like this. And I’ve seen parks and rec.

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

Eddie: Do you think Tommy will notice? Buck: That you broke his favorite model plane that he spent 24 hours bidding on without any sleep or food? Yeah... I think he will notice. Eddie: Maybe if we tell him that Chris broke it, he won't say anything... Chris: Wow, dad. Way to throw me under the bus. Also, I was going to offer to help you, but now I won't. Eddie: Chris, come on, I'm sorry! Eddie: Okay, new plan, we tell him someone broke in here and that's the only thing they stole because it was the most expensive thing we owned. Now punch me. Buck: What? Eddie: Punch me. I'm gonna tell him I tried to stop the burglar but they overpowered me. It will help sell the story Buck: You're insane Eddie: And you'll do it if you love me ***2 hours later*** Eddie: And then, I came home and saw the person--- people trying to steal your plane. I tried to stop them... But they were too strong and one of them punched me in the face and knocked me out! Tommy: Forget the plane, I'm just glad you're okay, baby. Eddie: It really hurts. Maybe you can kiss it better? Buck: Oh for fuck's sake! He broke the plane! Eddie: JUDAS!

Buck, pouring himself his sixth cup of coffee: why are my hands shaking? Eddie, drinking his ninth: your skeleton is ready to hatch.

it is so hard to be a Buddie shipper AND a BuckTommy shiper all at once but here i am trying to survive

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

“Buck is a grown man who canonically has enjoyed sex and has never been shy about it”