A HEATER FOR THE BIG BOY

>overcompensating control freak who would benefit from cnc where they get hunted down and pinned like a butterfly speared on a needle

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

thanks i used to let him sit really close to the microwave as a baby so that the radiation would turn him gay

Cal Raleigh put a You Go Girl sticker on a picture of himself

CAL RALEIGH [20250714] MLB ASG Home-Run Derby (Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

helping :3

bro that's my pitcher

girl who is about to lose an ABS challenge by embarrassing amounts

starting a collection of pictures of cal losing his abs challenges.

THEIR SALARY IS DERIVED FROM MANUAL LABOR WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD THEY BEEEEE

John Sherman, who has done none of that, and whose job seems to consist mostly of asking taxpayers to finance things on his behalf

The employees are currently watching (under what is essentially a gag order until November!) as their bosses try to persuade the customers to help bully them into accepting institutionalized salary suppression, because it’s easier for the bosses than holding each other to task and closing some revenue sharing loopholes.

average 2026 mariners viewing experience

Not particularly