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Seán McLoughlin, the kind of mad lad who buys an actual real bell for the sake of an inside joke! :D

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The entire Incan pantheon of gods exists

Boots is probably the earthly incarnation of an Incan monkey god

Diego has dysentery

While the talking map and the backpack are just part of Dora’s active imagination, Swiper is a real actual living speaking anthropomorphic fox

Swiper works for a real gang with a high body count

An immortal and vastly powerful tribe of Incan sorcerers is alive and guarding a massive golden temple

Thousands of people have died searching for the temple

Dora is legitimately a supergenius

Dora is proficient with many weapons, including the yoyo

Dora is physically capable of outrunning an elephant stampede