Nothing is true. Everything is connected.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

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im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history