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your cat was an honor to see in the window

when cats put their paw on you. reblog if you agree

can I talk to you in the woods about something

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

WIFE ACQUIRED