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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
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Jules of Nature
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@halogenclover
♡ DNI - MINORS, anyone on the conservative side of politics, MAP’s, zoophiles, and people who play roblox unironically // if your age is not visible on your blog i will block you, blank pages get blocked too, because that motherfucker is not real // if you plan on being a narc, pls just scroll
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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.
I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!
two types of advisors
really lazy weekend full of lazy sex over and over and over while watching movies or binging shows and pausing to make food together but fucking over the kitchen counter bc we are insatiable and then fun eats while sitting in your lap but then we end up making out and fucking again and then we go back to the couch and we are paying attention to the tv this time but groping and fuck… here we go again. Okay how about we just keep it inside now and keep watching. Okay just slowly grinding my hips don’t mind me! Lazy sex lazy sex lazy sex lazy sex lazy sex
you playing your game but I’m in your lap, you’re inside of me, I’m wrapped around you and your arms are reached around me and you’re looking over my shoulder. IDK IDK
the world is so much brighter after going to the dispensary
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Dru k as fuck off of muppet pussyyyy
Such a slut for voice notes 😍
don’t play with the feelings i barely have
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meirl
I mean.
Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion
So, it’s not wrong.
It’s rather likely
I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.
I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.
May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?
what is the FUCKING truth
He has multiple outfits that all look identical while having completely different construction
flirting: does this rag smell like chloroform to u?
>get stoned.
>finger her until she cums.
>fuck her til she cums again.
>cum.
>eat snacks.
>roll another joint.
>repeat.
Did I miss a step or are we all in agreement?
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would u listen to music w me on a single pair of headphones at the laundromat be honest
The "I'm gonna fuck my baby into you" literally makes me feral 🥵🥵🥵
