Parents: How was your day? Me: Fine. Family: How was your day? Me: Fine. Friends: How was your day? Me: Fine. My private discord server: How was your day? Me: pk;m new Shadow the Hedgehog

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

he will never recover from this

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn