Lucy

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

infinity train is kinda like my dead wife

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life