The Beastess Lady

damn mutual I don’t engage with that media you’re into but my congrandolances on the situation

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

I hate all of you so very much. (affectionate)

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?

dude, i suck SO bad. you didn't even check?

No y'know what fuck you I hope your flop post gets 50k overnight