The Beastess Lady

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

“I’m ok with X topic being written abt as long as the narrative doesn’t condone it” u need 2 b spoonfed the conclusion that bad stuff is bad? u can’t come 2 it on ur own? are u serious.

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

big dick super mario

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im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.