Arty

Third heatwave coming this weekend, and we're only just in July. I sure love being french.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

im sending my laptop to hell for the crimes it has committed against me (super fucking slow and keeps freezing)

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

I already lost it at "that time we ate our prime minister" and "Uh. That" didn't really help.

And then France and that one prime minister who resigned, was then chosen again without his consent to be prime minister again, proceeded to leave his place to 3 different prime ministers (in two months), one of them being there for like a day or something

cream cheese bagel ending explained

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained

Somehow this post was made for me