Your Friendly Neighborhood Bank Robber

Hard launching my oc x canon RE8 ship

Joseph is my RE8 lycan oc, he’s one of Heisenbergs experiments and his right-hand man/body guard/mechanic (boy wears a lot of hats)

Hard launching my oc x canon RE8 ship

Joseph is my RE8 lycan oc, he’s one of Heisenbergs experiments and his right-hand man/body guard/mechanic (boy wears a lot of hats)

Normal Oak

I'm sure by now all of you have come across the staggering allegations against my (former) blorbo Candy. As the number one Stan in the Candy Fandom (Candom™), and as somebody who has a lot of other people in the community looking up to them, I feel it wouldn't be right for me not to address it, so here goes. When I first saw every allegation from the 6-7 page expose document, the first thing I did was jump straight into defense mode. The idea that my blorbo, who until then had given me nothing but happiness, could do so many terrible things seemed preposterous. I began to read through the document, desperately analyzing it word by word searching to poke holes in it anywhere I could. But by the time I got to page three, I began to realize there was nowhere to poke. (especially since I was reading it on a laptop and you literally can't poke a hole in those). After this my passionate defense mode began to take a nose dive and I began to enter a different mode entirely....acceptance mode. Eventually after a lot of time switching between crying mode, angry mode, and hungry mode I came to terms with the truth.

Although I was able to accept the truth about Candy and her actions, which I can only describe as sick and twisted, dealing with the hurt that it caused was an entirely different story. I know it might seem crazy now, but there was once a time in my life where candy really touched my heart with those paws of hers, so finding out that those same paws were involved in so many terrible things, including but not limited to The Plague, 9/11, Watergate,

Pizzagate,

Heavens Gate

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand (Person)

The birth of Elon Musk

Breaking up The Beatles

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand (Band)

Dance Monkey

Killing John Pork

1919 Black Sox Scandal

The Great Depression

Pissing in the Dashcon ball pit

BIG (1989).

Truly broke my heart in a way that may never be mended. As you can probably guess, I've decided to distance myself from her, as painful as it may be. My advice to any Candy fans as heartbroken as me who are looking for something to take from this, you should let this be a reminder to yourself that in this life you can't count on anybody but yourself, and the stain fighting power of OXY-CLEAN® #ad.

KATE BUSH IS MY BLURBO #ILOVEBUSH

i played the mouthwashing wip dlc so heres some of my favorite moments but done in style of my old quick ms paint comics i made of these guys just to share with my friends. to fit with the roughness of the earliest playable build

Emo Moment, an attack for @half-squeak of his character Dominic and Dominic's imaginary friend 💜

[bonus features under the cut]

Be Not Afraid — Crack The Egg

Couldn't stop thinking about this particular moment in the new episode

Pls pls pls let Kelsey and Trudy be together in the end pls pls pls it would be so cool to have 50's lesbians pls pls pls

Ft. Francis inventing the meme of the homophobic dog 70 years prior to it's existence