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unclefather

don’t objectify him

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wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

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the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

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arthriticjester

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

dawnstar137

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

arthriticjester

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

arthriticjester

And so it continues

arthriticjester

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

arthriticjester

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

aberrantemotion

GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL

mothman-76

This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. That’s how I did it!!

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This is much more interesting than the entirety of Frozen

bootyunit

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

danthesantana

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

wearepeasant

the god of chaos

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(via)

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They’re in a band together

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Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

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doctorfreak

this is absolutely sending me

harpyhormones

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

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hell of a way to find out the bass pro shop pyramid is on the tennessee driver’s license

ginger-ale-official

WHAT

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glitchlich

your baby as soon as these come off

squishydabinchi

I just want to know who is filling them with syrup

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every day is leg day

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